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A 3 month pregnant woman falls into a deep coma. 6 months later, she awakes and asks the doctor about her baby.
- Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine. Luckily, your brother named them for you.
- Woman: Oh no, not my brother! He's an idiot! What did he name the girl?
- Doctor: Denise.
- Woman: Well it isn't so bad, and what did he call the boy?
- Doctor: Denephew.
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Pretty much if you don’t like Blink 182 we can’t be friends.
Sorry.
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Nobody ever sees the after picture.
I love this.
the one in the red shorts is like “shiiit”
OMG ITS THE AFTER PICTURE!!
THE AFTER PICTURE!!
Reblogging because its the after picture lol
LOL finally seeing the after picture!
THEE after picture? Gaaasspp!
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